Hey, I’m Savannah, 42, and I’m over here winging adulthood too! I’m married with three kids (2 boys and a girl) and am always shocked at the bizarre conversations I need to have with them. Literally no-one warned me of that. I’m living my best life down in Florida, but originally am from Vancouver, BC and moved to the Destin area in 2018. I hate the cold and was always meant to live in heat. My friends brace themselves for coming over to my house because I keep my home at an absurdly warm temperature so they all know never to wear a sweater to my place. I own a salon and work behind the chair fumbling my way through giving advice to clients that believe I have my life together. They have no idea that most of the time I’m still looking around for the grown-up to tell me what to do next. I detest confrontation but am super ambitious and tenacious. I salivate at the thought of a glass of Pinot Grigio and am often found replying “YOLO” when anyone asks me to try something new. I got one life to live, so I’ll always be up to experience new things, because honestly, what could go wrong? This also contradicts my crippling anxiety, but that usually doesn’t hit until the next day so I worry about it then. I love to go out and am a huge foodie. I don’t care where I am, I will always find a way to have a good time. I had never sang karaoke until last year, and I honestly think that was a gift to the world for my first 41 years here. But also, I will not stop now. My microphone has accidentally been “disconnected” more than once. I’m so excited for you to join our shitshow and follow along while we navigate life.
Hi, I’m Tara Holcomb, 35, and feeling alive (most days). This sounds like an AA intro, but I promise it’s not. I’m a wife, mom of two insane yet lovable little girls—seriously, they’re wild, but hey, apples don’t fall far from the chaotic tree. My social media might look like I have my life together, but spoiler alert: I absolutely do not. By day, I’m a hairstylist/therapist to my amazing clients. By night, I’m a mom, studio owner, and semi-professional chaos coordinator. Oh, did I mention I also own a cheer and dance studio? That was never in my life plans, but somehow, here I am helping my kids chase their little dreams while I’m out here chasing my sanity.
I’m fueled by ADD, caffeine, and sheer willpower. Is my house clean? Nope. Am I organized? Not even close. Good cook? Not unless “burnt toast and taco shells” are your thing. As for my driving, let’s just say it’s… exciting and we get there. But you know what? I’m loyal, honest, and out here navigating this wild world like the hot mess express I am. I love being a mom, wife and a party girl because, guess what, you can do it all! I don’t care if people hate or judge me—ain’t nobody got time for that when you’re busy chasing dreams and attempting to get your life together. I speak my mind, say the things most people don’t ever say out loud, and honestly? I’m pretty funny. So, here’s to me: a slightly crazy, semi-functional adult just living my truth one chaotic moment at a time. Cheers! Come watch this podcast solve none of your life problems but make you feel like you have your shit together.